Family Therapy Recap: The House is Full of Demons and Snakes, this according to Tiffany Pollard mom, Micell Sister Patterson!!!
Get the hot tea that just over-flowed out of our cup and its piping hot…
Ok so tonight we watched the first episode of Dr Jenn’s Family Therapy and we just have to say that this time around the Dr Jenn’s therapy house is filled with some serious issues.
Here is the synopsis of tonight’s episode of Family Therapy With Dr. Jenn:
Four families check into a treatment center run by Dr. Jenn Mann to work on problems with their loved ones. Bam Margera, joined by mother April, comes to not only work on mending the family members he tormented for years on shows like Jackass and Viva La Bam, but also to get sober; Tiffany “New York” Pollard aims to show her mother Michell “Sister” Patterson she is no longer the little girl who can be bossed around and controlled; Brittany and Briana DeJesus need to fix their sibling rivalry; and Dina and Michael Lohan, despite already being divorced, want to mend their relationship for their children’s sake.
Now here’s the tea!
We quickly learned why Tiffany Pollard is always thirsting for the camera and wanting to be loved because her mother, who is a gifted and spiritual woman, is seriously controlling. She starts off calling Tiffany aka New York a fat girl, which she is not. Then Tiffany tries to tel her mom she wants to have a baby, and her mother shockingly says if she has a child she’ll take it away from her. We haven’t seen a mother so over the top, over-barring and controlling since the movie Carrie (the original with Sissy Spacek).
Next we meet Bam, who is seriously suffering. He is an alcoholic and can’t face the real that his friend has died. Instead he is drowning his sorrows with alcohol and his mother is worried that the Viva La Bam star might die before he’s 40.
Next up is Lindsay Lohan’s media whoring parents, Dina and Micheal Lohan. As always they are combative, fighting on camera.
Then there is 6 and Pregnant and Teen Mom 3 star Briana and her sister Brittany DeJesus who are at wit’s end ever since Briana had her baby and Brittany DeJesus had an abortion. The two are no longer getting along and Dr Jenn will try to help them.
What you didn’t see, was April recalling some of the craziest moments on television:
When Dr Jenn asks the group in the first therapy session what they wanted from this, Dina Lohan quickly sounded off pointing the finger at Michael Lohan being an abusive husband. Michael quickly fires back saying that Dina is NOT honest about anything and always points the finger at him.
The two continue to fight pointing the finger at each other. Dina plays the victim while Micheal, who sells stories to the tabloids continues to call her a liar. Michael calls her liar. He looks to sister Patterson asking her to do an exercisim. Sister Patterson says she does.
Dr. Jenn tells Sister Patterson to not interact with the Lohan’s, which quickly turns the focus on Tiffany and her mother. Tiffany says that she does NOT want to speak right now. Dr. Jenn and Sister Patterson quickly start off on the wrong foot when Jenn continues to call her Michell. She get PISSED telling her that she is blocking her and walks off camera.
Sister Patterson is the worst, not only was she unable to be around Bam because his spirit is was filled with demons. but it gets worse, when she meets Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina she quickly backs away with her hand over her mouth. She complains that she is sickened calling Dina a snake.
What you didn’t see was when Brittany and Brianna Meet Sister Patterson:
What you didn’t see during the therapy session when Dr. Jenn encourages the girls to open up about what they want to achieve in therapy.
Yeah it was a heated mess.
Damon Dash and his brothers don’t appear until next week….
